Sit Down and Keep Your Mouth Shut
by William Fields
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Title
Sit Down and Keep Your Mouth Shut
Artist
William Fields
Medium
Photograph - Photograph
Description
Sit down and keep your mouth shut would have been our advice for the safety of those who sought the dental attention of Doctor Nemo Phileas Arronox. The good doctor provided dental extractions and other services such as maxillofacial removal using his invention, the steam-powered jack hammer. Doctor Arronox, known for his unorthodox treatment methods as well as for his overindulgence in nitrous oxide and absinthe, practiced in our fair city until his untimely death at the hands of an enraged and cuckolded beet farmer named Larimore P. Sucre. It seems that the late doctor was found in flagrante delicto with Mr. Sucre's spouse during a routine examination, whereupon Mr. Sucre forcibly used the aforementioned jack hammer in several unique and creative ways on the doctor's person. Mr. Sucre retrieved his wife and was exonerated of all charges during a dramatic court appearance in which there were no advocates for the infamous dentist. The skeleton to the left of the dental chair is what remains of Doctor Arronox.
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April 1st, 2013
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Comments (12)
Elena Nosyreva
These two objects put together make a great story (that was said before I red the story on the side bar)!
Cheri Randolph
William, Do I detect another of your "Tall Tales"? Had to check out the photo at any rate! Thanks goodness for medical advances, not to say anything of more decorous behavior by the dental practitioners today :-) Voted
William Fields replied:
Cheri, everything I post is the absolute truth... well mostly. Sometimes. On occasion. At least once! Thanks; )